Dog Philosophy
Published by doggie health care on Tagged Lighten Up!
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue!
-Anonymous
Don
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went!
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to
heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we
come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am!
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