Marry A Man!

Published by doggie health care on Tagged Lighten Up!

Again, I didn’t write this. I did laugh quite hard when I read it- ENJOY!

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it…

Then, buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,

for as long and wherever you want ….

Then, buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote,

doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as

you watch romantic movies .

Then, buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed

just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he

snores ..

Then, buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,

doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young

or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially

worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally,

perpetually .

Then, buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never

come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home,

leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs

around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and

acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his

happiness…

Then, buy a cat!

Now, be honest, you thought I was going to say….then marry

a man!

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